The drinking age may be 21 but the way we see it, that gives your child plenty of time to get his James Bond impression down before he shows it off in public.
My First Martini, the latest offering from the makers of My First Beer Garden, is the perfect size for your little bartender-in-training. This toddler- friendly kit comes complete with a stainless steel shaker, jigger, strainer, and two miniature lucite martini glasses.
Fill your empty vermouth bottles with water, crack open the olives, and let your toddler get his first taste of sophistication. –Liz and Kristen
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