If You Were Turning 232 You’d Want Someone to Make a Big Deal About it Too

I have some friends who do this insane July 4 party every year as if heads of state were showing up. The food is awesome, the drinks plentiful, and the local parade passes right by their home, guaranteeing a perfect day, humidity not withstanding.

If this sounds familiar  (yeah, we mean you, you crazy Martha wannabe party-thrower) , you have to check out the fabulous July 4 party labels from Erin Condren. They’re festive without being cheesy, and a rush order will still get it to you in time to wish America a happy birthday with 100 of your closest friends.

You can even get the labels waterproofed so that they’ll keep your hooch looking swanky. Because really, what’s more American than a big old jug o’ wine in a coolerwith a stack of plastic cups nearby. -Liz